War Journal
Entry #32
Location: Arrowtown, New Zealand
I long to breath air that is not filled with the taint of Care Bear Stares, but I know I must fight on. I must fight for my future and the future of those that are to come after me. I hear the echoes of women and children screaming while they scramble for cover, eluding the stench of death that reeks from Grumpy Bear’s battalion. The tides have turned for the worse, as now Barney has stepped onto the battle field with his I love you’s and you love me’s combining arms with the Care Bear Kingdom. The Prurfs (Prussian Smurfs) have heard rumors that Lamb Chop might enter the fray but there is no confirmation, for she’s of the unpredictable sort. Dangerous Lamb… No matter, a barbeque pit and starved Prurfan dogs will do the trick. So, here I am, drinking the last drop of chocolate milk from my canteen. I have begun to look over a document concerning time travel. The Prurfs are talking about recruiting an army from another time. An army of 300.
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