Well, I was visiting India a few years ago. I hadn't been to India for quite a while, so I was very unprepared or what greeted me there.
Anyways, since I was new to India, I had to take driving lessons again to get used to the whole steering wheel on the wrong side deal. My instructor was a frail old lady, without much patience and a sharp tongue.
I was driving down a dirt road, when, suddenly, a cow popped up in front of me! I knew that cows were holy in India, but I really wasn't expecting one to just wander out of nowhere. As soon as the cow stepped in front of me, my instructor screeched at me to stop the car. I did.
We waited for about half an hour, while the cow napped and grazed. I was tempted to bump it with my car, but didn't. Anyways, a few minutes later, I heard a strange chomping sound. Looking up, I saw that another cow had come up behind me, and had eating me rearview mirror!
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